He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.
Everyone should know of calming cat.
this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again
My heart dropped as soon as I realized I summoned a pet that was holding a gazillion eggs reserved for PTJs…
mah eggs qq
Master of ‘da hoe, doling out potatoes
Ready with a hoe and mo’ po-ta-toes
#sunrisecafe #lakewood #homestyle #breakfast #banana #pancakes #sunnysideup #scrambled #eggs #potatoes #bacon #sausage #toast #homemade #strawberry #jelly @lavishunicornshit you need to try this place! Amazing breakfast + service (at Sunrise Cafe)
Magnetic Thinking Putty
can I have this as a pet I mean just think about it
you have a little aquarium with magnets hidden in the top on a little motor that move around and the putty like, reaches up for it and follows it around
then when your family comes to visit they see it and ask what it is and you just sort of stare at them until they get nervous and tell them that you used to have a bird but then one day you found this black stuff on the ground by a bunch of feathers
then you tell them it likes to get out of it’s tank sometimes and you have to catch it before it goes after the neighbor’s children
wait I think I got sidetracked